Grim & Evil2001

Mandy:
[trying to be nice] Billy, we've known each other now for what seems like a nightmarish eternity. And though I insult you and lie to you daily, steal your stuff, make fun of you, your family, and anyone who looks like you, I still don't feel like I...

[she lets out a frustrated grunt]

Mandy:
...know you. Why don't you tell me more about yourself?

Billy:
If I told you, you wouldn't understand. I'm a very complex and multi-layered person.

[he blows tiny gum bubbles at Mandy and then speaks very rapidly]

Billy:
But if you really want to know more about me, it's all here in my new autobiography. Hot off the presses! Complete and unabridged.