Gruen Guild Playhouse1951

Joe Peters:
What I mean is, I'm not the Santa Claus type.

Mr. Grimes:
With whiskers, one Santa Claus is pretty much like another.

Joe Peters:
Oh oh oh, sure, but-but wouldn't someone older be better for you, someone like, well, Uncle Billy? Yeah - that's your man for you!

Mr. Grimes:
It is the view of the front office that you are more expendible than Uncle Willy.

Joe Peters:
Expendible?

Mr. Grimes:
A janitor's work is never finished, Mr. Peters, whereas the hardware department is scarcely the mecca of Christmas shoppers.