Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law2000

Myron Reducto:
I've got a device... a body reshaper.

Norlisa:
A device? For the booty?

Myron Reducto:
Well, actually it was invented for other, more dastardly... yes, for the booty!

Norlisa:
Is it safe?

Myron Reducto:
It's patented in Sweden.

Norlisa:
How much does it cost?

Myron Reducto:
FREE! I mean, it's free.

Norlisa:
Well all right, when can I make an appointment?

Myron Reducto:
I have an opening right now. Turn around.

Norlisa:
You're gonna do it right here?

Myron Reducto:
It's out-patient! BACK OFF!

[Reducto changes the switch on his shrink gun from 'Reduce' to 'Enlarge']

Myron Reducto:
Lord help me.

[Zapping sound; Reducto enlarges Norlissa's backside]

Norlisa:
Ooh... that didn't hurt a bit!

Myron Reducto:
Oh, speak for yourself!