Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

     

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law2000

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is an American adult animated television series created by Michael Ouweleen and Erik Richter for Adult Swim. The show revolves around the activity of the Sebben & Sebben law firm, which is staffed mainly by superh… more »


[X dials the number for an Evil Life Coach:
]

Perfectionist:
Hi. I've changed my menu options, so please listen carefully. For landscaping, press one. Dog walking, press two. Nude housecleaning, press any key any time...

X, the Eliminator:
[impatiently] Come on, come on, come on...

Perfectionist:
If you need an Evil Life Coach, press four.

[X presses four]

X, the Eliminator:
[awkwardly] Hi... uh, heh... Well, I saw your ad, and uh...

Voice Mail Prompt:
You have... ten... seconds.

X, the Eliminator:
[frantically] PLEASE HELP ME, I'M NOT EVIL ENOUGH! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! MAKE ME EVIL!

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