Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law2000

Harvey Birdman:
[alone in his kitchen] I have to call this number after five P.M. to see if it is necessary to report for Jury Duty... Who am I talking to?

[Harvey dials the number]

Harvey Birdman:
Please say no, please say no...

Mentok the Mindtaker:
[answering the phone] If your number is below two thousand three hundred fifty eight...

[Harvey looks at his number:
2359]

Mentok the Mindtaker:
You don't have to report tomorrow.

Harvey Birdman:
Damn!

Mentok the Mindtaker:
I'm not finished.

Harvey Birdman:
Oh!

Mentok the Mindtaker:
If your number is divisible by fourteen, you don't have to report.

Harvey Birdman:
Damn!

Mentok the Mindtaker:
If two trains left your number at the same time headed in opposite directions, you don't have to report.

Harvey Birdman:
Damn!

Mentok the Mindtaker:
If your number is two thousand three hundred fifty nine or above, you don't have to report.

Harvey Birdman:
Yes!

Mentok the Mindtaker:
Unless it *is* two thousand three hundred and fifty nine, and then you do! WE'LL SEE YOU AT FIVE FORTY-FIVE A.M., SUCKER!