Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law2000

[Avenger is making a kettle of tea in the background]

Apache Chief:
Well, I saved the town the other day, and uh... I saved the town and, anyway, afterwards I thought, "Man, a coffee would be nice." But, uh, I spilled it on my... lap.

Harvey Birdman:
Mmm-hmm.

[the tea kettle whistle begins to sound]

Apache Chief:
And, uh, wow, it was... hot. On my lap.

Harvey Birdman:
I'll bet...

Apache Chief:
[with annoyed deliberation] Hotness... Crotch... Ouch!

Harvey Birdman:
Yeah, I... Ohhhh! W - Are you trying to say...?

Apache Chief:
I can no longer... enlarge.

[the tea kettle whistle plaintively decays into silence]

Harvey Birdman:
[crossing his legs and wincing] Oh! Ohhh! *Ohhhhh!* Let's all go to the mountains, huh?

[Apache Chief watches apprehensively as Avenger walks by with the tea service]

Harvey Birdman:
I'll take the case! Nothing, huh? Not even first thing in the morning; little neeneeneeneeneey?