Have I Got News for You1990

Angus:
[mishears something Paul says] Half an hour on a giraffe?

Paul Merton:
No, not right now I've got to do this. [pause] I wouldn't mind half an hour on a giraffe though. Very sexy animals, giraffes

Angus:
You don't need to tell me.

Paul Merton:
Yeah, they can see when the police are coming so when they get there you can say, "No, it's nothing." I used to go out with a giraffe. Used to take it to the pictures and that. You'd always get some bloke complaining that he couldn't see the screen. "It's a giraffe, mate. What d'you expect?". "Well he can take his hat off for a start!"