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Have I Got News for You (HIGNFY) is a British television panel show produced by Hat Trick Productions for the BBC. Regularly broadcast since 1990, it is loosely based on the BBC Radio 4 show The News Quiz and has a topical and satirical remit. Have … more »


[caption competition - a photo of a solemn-looking Angus wearing a motorbike helmet with a skull and crossbones on it, but also wearing a shirt and tie as per usual. A biker is in the background]

Paul Merton:
General Pinochet's right hand man arrested at last.

Ian Hislop:
New chapter opens of Hells Chartered Accountants.

Tom Baker:
How do you like your blue-eyed boy, Mr Death?

[this draws the biggest laugh from the audience]

Ian Hislop:
Angus takes his stabilisers off.

Paul Merton:
Your toupee'll be ready in a moment, Mr Deayton.

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