Have I Got News for You1990

Angus Deayton:
[to Michael Crick] Archer's obviously very aware of your interest in him. We've got a clip of him here complaining about the way that the BBC make programs about him.

[clip of a visibly annoyed Jeffrey Archer talking to a camera crew in a park plays]

Jeffrey Archer:
Oh, hello, Mr Crick - what do you think of think Jeffrey Archer - clip-clip-clip! Oh, come on! Who are you kidding? You wait til I'm mayor, you'll find out how tough I am! Christ almighty!

[audience laughs]

Paul Merton:
Can I put in a special request in to see that all again?

Angus Deayton:
Yeah, I don't see why not, let's have it again.

[the clip plays again, everyone laughs again]

Paul Merton:
Brilliant. You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh out loud, wouldn't you?

Ian Hislop:
It is funny how whenever the Tories look as though they might be just coming off the level of utterly hopeless, Archer pops up!