Have I Got News for You1990

Paul Merton:
[talking about the James Bond film "Die Another Day"] What would be the point in having an invisible car? All you're doing is chasing someone who's doing 80 miles an hour in a seated position.

Germaine Greer:
No, you're invisible as well once you're in it. The car reflects the light in such a way that you cannot see it.

Paul Merton:
How d'you fill it with petrol then? 'Cause you'd drive into the forecourt of a petrol station, get out, everyone jumps and says "Where's that bloke come from?" Then the poor sod's gotta find the petrol cap!

Germaine Greer:
Yes, but you can turn it off.

Paul Merton:
Oh, I see.

Germaine Greer:
So then all of sudden, a car materialises in the forecourt.

Paul Merton:
I'm actually sitting in an invisible car at the moment.