Hawaii Five-02010

Lou Grover:
[the Five-O team is accompanying McGarrett as he sits in a wheel chair being pushed by Danny, leaving the hospital after being shot] You know, you oughta look into whether they got some kind of a loyalty program. Like they'll give you a card, then every fifth bullet extraction is free. Heh heh.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Well, I'm certain that such a program doesn't exist, Captain.

Chin Ho Kelly:
I believe he was joking, Max.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Ah. I can see how that was an attempt at humor.

Lou Grover:
Oh, keep it up, wise guy. You might see an attempt at murder.

Kono Kalakaua:
Lou, he wasn't being rude. He's just Max. And you'll learn that.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know, that reminds me, Max. It's been killing me all day. What did you tell your new prot?g? about me?

Dr. Max Bergman:
I beg your pardon?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You said you gave her a head's up. Head's up about what? What did you say?

Dr. Max Bergman:
Ah, yes. I just explained to Dr. Shaw that Commander McGarrett is the leader of Five-O and that you're his deeply cynical, misanthropic, short-tempered partner.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
What?

Lou Grover:
You know, I think I see what you mean about him.

Dr. Max Bergman:
Now, Dr. Shaw agreed with my assessment. However, she did think you were cute.

Steve McGarrett:
Hey! [Lifts his right fist for a bump with Danny]

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Aha! Well, she's got a point, right? I can live with that.

Kamekona:
[Kamekona and Flippa come around the corner to present Steve with a shrimp meal and Get Well balloons] What? Brother, I thought you were shot!

Steve McGarrett:
I was. In my thigh.

Flippa:
Your thigh. That don't count.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
For you? No, for you, it would not.

Kamekona:
I though you was down for the count. I brought you some garlic shrimp and some balloons. [Pan to silver balloon that says, Get Bettah, and a yellow one with Kamekona's face on it]

Steve McGarrett:
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Maybe next time, they can hit a vital organ. [Steve grabs the bag of food and balloon ribbons in consternation]

Kamekona:
We be back.

Jerry Ortega:
[Jerry is standing at his bright green van, holding crutches for Steve] Your chariot awaits, brave warrior.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
All right.

Steve McGarrett:
Thanks, Jerry. [Steve grabs the crutches and Jerry holds the bag of food and balloons as Steve gets into the back seat]