Hawaii Five-02010

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Danny is crashing at Steve's house, sleeping on the couch. Steve is kept awake by the TV left on downstairs. He goes down to see what's going on and turns the TV off] [from under a blanket] I was watching that.

Steve McGarrett:
Through the blanket.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[pushes the blanket down] Oh well. I was listening anyway.

Steve McGarrett:
Yeah, I mean, because there's nothing more soothing than the sound of someone trying to sell you gold coins. Right?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
You know, I needed something to block out the sound of the ocean because the waves keep crashing over and over and over again... Steven.

Steve McGarrett:
[holding on to his patience] Some would say it's a relaxing sound, Danny.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah. Some people would. And others like myself would say it's Hawaiian water torture. Okay. Two weeks now. I can't take it anymore.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay. You know I don't mind you crashing with me until you find your own place. Right?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I appreciate that.

Steve McGarrett:
Okay. But I can't sleep with the TV on.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I can't sleep with the TV off.

Steve McGarrett:
We discussed that, uh, before you moved in.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, we did. I think I remember that it's, uh... McGarrett house rule number 32. No TV after midnight.

Steve McGarrett:
I'm sorry the hotel didn't work out for you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. The hotel didn't not work out. Okay? It became infested with black mold. There's a difference. That's a sign from God.

Steve McGarrett:
But... I have become accustomed to doing things a certain way.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, I know. And your way, your way is completely insane. It's- it's nuts. Who can take a shower in under three minutes? Huh?

Steve McGarrett:
[all patience gone] Did you ever hear of a navy shower, Danny?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No!

Steve McGarrett:
A navy shower?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Where do you think I woulda heard of something like that? A navy shower!

Steve McGarrett:
Three minutes is a luxury!

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I'm not in the navy!

Steve McGarrett:
A navy shower! Danny!