Hawaii Five-02010

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Chin approaches Jerry's mom's house as the agent and prospective buyers are leaving] So your mom finally did it, huh?

Jerry Ortega:
Yeah, Moneypenny wasn't bluffing. She bought a place on Maui. Said she wants to be closer to her family. How am I supposed to take that?

Chin Ho Kelly:
Heh. Well, there comes a time when moms finally leave the nest, Jer.

Jerry Ortega:
Yeah, but things were going so well, then she pulls this. Right when I'm onto something huge.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Oh, right, Steve and Danny told me about the, uh, bookstore.

Jerry Ortega:
Not a bookstore, Chin. It's a front for a counterfeiting operation. It's only a matter of time before I prove it.

Chin Ho Kelly:
[Bad guy involved in counterfeiting operation is listening in electronic ally from his car parked across the street] I'm sure you will. But, uh, listen, that's not why I'm here. I need your help, Jerry. A little girl was abducted this morning from a hula recital.

Jerry Ortega:
Yeah, whatever I can do. Of course, my expertise in abduction is more of the extraterrestrial variety, but, uh, hit me.