Hawaii Five-02010

Kono Kalakaua:
[Max is tuning his piano, and cannot hear Kono and Chin enter the room] Sounds like he's torturing a walrus.

Chin Ho Kelly:
Max! Max!

Dr. Max Bergman:
Oh, yes. Oh, Hi. Uh... The room gets extremely cold which causes the soundboard to expand and contract, which causes the pitch to be off-key. I had a piano tuner, but, uh, he liked to chat. It was emotionally draining.