Hawaii Five-02010

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
[Danny is pushing Steve's dead car uphill while Steve is steering it] All right, right here.

Steve McGarrett:
No, no, no. Shoulder's too thin. Another 20 feet and we're good.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Another 20 feet, I'm gonna be in traction.

Steve McGarrett:
You wanna steer?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Huh? [Danny stops pushing]

Steve McGarrett:
[the car st?rts rolling backward] Whoa, whoa.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Do I wanna steer? No. I don't wanna steer. I wanna continue to push this 3-ton hunk of metal up a hill in 95 degree weather. That's what I want to do! No. I don't want to steer. Yes, I'll steer. Thank you. [Danny walks to driver's door to steering wheel as Steve goes to back of car to push] Nine miles. Ha, ha. Nine miles. Nine miles. You been working on your dad's old wreck for six months, and you get nine miles out of it. I'm very impressed.

Steve McGarrett:
This is a classic car, and classic cars are temperamental, okay?

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Temperamental?

Steve McGarrett:
Just like you.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
No, no, no. That is an excuse. That is an excuse for poor automobile maintenance, my friend. Okay? This is a car. It is not temperamental. It is a product. When it stops working, you get another one! You understand?

Steve McGarrett:
What happened to you, man? I mean, where's your sentimental side? There's nothing in there.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
I don't have a sentimental side, okay? And if I did, it would be reserved for human beings, not dopey machines.

Steve McGarrett:
Classic machines.

Danny 'Danno' Williams:
Yeah, I know. One person's classic is another person's scrap metal.

Steve McGarrett:
Well, thank you very much, Socrates.