Hawaii Five-02010

Chubby Elvis:
Sure, I was in Lane's dressing room. I stopped by to wish him good luck and offer him a peanut butter and banana sandwich. I always pack a few extra because I'm hypoglycemic.

Kono Kalakaua:
Did you offer him a drink with that? Maybe some bourbon?

Chubby Elvis:
[laughing] No. That's funny. [At Kono's straight face] Lane had actually gotten one as a gift. He was cracking it open when I came in. He did offer me a shot, but I said no. I'm 16 months sober.

Kono Kalakaua:
You have no idea how lucky you are. That bottle was poisoned.

Chubby Elvis:
If that'd been vodka, I'd be dead right now.