Hetalia: Axis Powers2009

Germany:
[Narrating] One night, I couldn't sleep well and opened my eyes... [cut to a disheveled looking man standing over him] to find some strange guy staring at me.

Roman Empire:
What? So this is Italy's ally? For some reason, I'm a bit annoyed.

Germany:
Who the hell are you!

Roman Empire:
What did you say? You must be really ignorant if you don't know who I am. As you can see from my sculpture-like beauty, and my steel-like strength, I'm none other than the great Roman Empire, the supreme ruler of the Mediterranean! [Germany points a gun in his face]

Germany:
Get out, you suspicious bastard! What are you planning? On top of that, impersonating the Roman Empire, a man I have deep respect for, is unforgivable!

Roman Empire:
I'm serious though...

Germany:
Shut your trap! From now on, speak only when you're answering my questions. Who the hell are you?

Germany:
Whoa, food! [takes a bite of a raw potato] I'm the great Roman Empire.

Germany:
Because of what you just said, I've decided to put a bullet through your head.

Roman Empire:
Don't get so worked up! Come on, you heard my beautiful voice, remember?

Germany:
That was you? Well, why are you here?

Roman Empire:
Oh yeah, I forgot! [pulls back Germany's bedsheets to reveal a content Italy, deep in sleep] I came to see my precious grandson!

Germany:
Hang on! Why is he in my bed?

Roman Empire:
[Cuddles Italy] Gosh, you're so damn cute! You're such a good boy!

Germany:
A dream! A dream! This is all a dream!