Hey Arnold!1996

Arnold:
Hey Grandpa, I've got a problem.

Grandpa:
Shoot it at me, short man.

Arnold:
Well, see, there's this big jerk at school, he says he's gonna...

Grandpa:
- says he's gonna beat you up, eh?

Arnold:
Well, yeah.

Grandpa:
Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh?

Arnold:
That's right!

Grandpa:
Big guy, huh? Slow, but with lots of power. Squash you like a bug, eh?

Arnold:
Yeah, yeah! What should I do?

Grandpa:
I have no idea.

Arnold:
I've got to think of something, Grandpa.

Grandpa:
Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure.

Arnold:
What's that?

Grandpa:
Never eat raspberries.

[Grandpa holds his stomach]

Grandpa:
Gotta go!

[Grandpa runs to the bathroom]