Hi Honey, I'm Home1991

Elaine Duff:
[while she and Honey fight about her suspicions that Skunk was involved in the Chucky's Johnson Heist] How dare you come into my home without proof and accuse my son of aiding in a betting that little snot nose of yours?

Honey Nielsen:
Don't you dare call my son a snot nose!

Elaine Duff:
And don't you dare call my son a thief!

Honey Nielsen:
You call him worse things than that, don't you?

Elaine Duff:
I'm his mother! I can call him anything I want!

Honey Nielsen:
Some mother you must me! Any mother in that voice handy picked up on the street!

Elaine Duff:
And who voted you mother of the year? When was the last time you were at a school board meeting? Huh? And when did you stand up to protect your child's right to read?

Honey Nielsen:
Oh, get off your high horse, missy! You're always yak, yak, yaking about how to make the world a better place for our children! Meanwhile, your son is going to heck in a handbasket!

Elaine Duff:
My kid is my responsibility, not yours! Now take a hike, Betty Crocker!

Honey Nielsen:
With pleasure! [leaves]