Hi Honey, I'm Home1991

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
Well, you see, Mr. Johnson's stokes bought me so I...

Elaine Duff:
Give it up, Skunk! I know you ripped off the Johnsons.

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
OK, but I saved you 100 bucks! That's a lot of fish sticks!

Elaine Duff:
You're busted kid!

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
So, ground me for a week, take away my allowance, the usual drill, right?

Elaine Duff:
Wrong!

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
Then, what?

Elaine Duff:
I think it's time you go live with your father.

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
You're kidding, right?

Elaine Duff:
I can't control you anymore, Skunk!

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
OK, mom, chill!

Elaine Duff:
No, you chill! I don't think you get it! We're not talking about candy bars or soda anymore, Skunk! You broke into the neighbors' house and you robbed them! You dragged poor Chucky into it and then you looked me straight in the eye and you lied to me! How could you do that? I said, "How could you do that?"!

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
It's not like you care what I do. You're never around.

Elaine Duff:
Yeah, you're right. I've heard that before. I have done a terrible job with you, Skunk. Maybe your father can do better than me.

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
Him? The man's hopeless! He can't even keep goldfish alive!Do you want me to die?

Elaine Duff:
You're always telling me how much you want to go live with him!

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
I was just saying that. I didn't mean it.

Elaine Duff:
Well, I do! I get your stuff!

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
No!

Elaine Duff:
Get your stuff!

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
Mom, I don't...

Elaine Duff:
Get your stuff!

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
Please, Mom. Don't kick me out.

Elaine Duff:
Oh god! What am I gonna do with you?

Sidney 'Skunk' Duff:
I don't know. Couldn't we at least think about it for a couple of years please?