Hogan's Heroes1965

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
[after being made a joke] Klink, you are the Kommandant here. Do you allow this sort of thing?

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
The men responsible for this will be confined to barracks for two weeks.

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
That's cruel and inhuman punishment.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
Klink, a German officer has been insulted.

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
All potato rations are cut in half for ten days.

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
That's a terrible thing to do.

Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter:
Do you consider this adequate punishment, Kom-man-dant?

Col. Wilhelm Klink:
The Ping-Pong tournament is canceled.

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
Now, that's the worst blow of all.