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Owen:
You seem like a decent guy now, but it's hard to get over all those awful things you've done.

Simon:
Abandoning your mother.

Owen:
Yeah. And the drug dealing. And the arson.

Simon:
What! I never did those things!

Joy Scroggs:
When I first met Owen, I may have told him a few white lies, so he'd hate you as much as I did. Plus, I'd just shot him, and I wanted him to be on *my* side.

Simon:
You *shot* him?

Owen:
You lied to me!

Joy Scroggs:
Hah, look at us. Oh, we may have just met, but we already have a lot of baggage. We *are* a real family.