House M.D.2004

Dr. James Wilson:
[knock, knock] I'll get it.

Dr. Gregory House:
That better be her.

Dr. James Wilson:
[opens the door and finds Rachel with Officer] Rachel Cuddy, you were supposed to be home half an hour ago.

Rachel Cuddy:
Don't blame me. He's the one who wouldn't run any red lights.

Police Officer:
Mouth on that kid makes Mel Gibson sound like Nelson Mandela. Where'd she learn that?

Dr. Gregory House:
[comes into the room] I don't know why you're here, but I didn't do it.

Dr. James Wilson:
What's the problem, Officer?

Police Officer:
She was shoplifting down at the mall. Are either of you this girl's father?

Dr. Gregory House:
Nope. But since her mom died, she's my favorite tax write-off. Officer, you have my word, it won't happen again. [Officer leaves] Because next time she won't get caught! [House gives Rachel high five and holds her. Wilson hugs both] [Cuddy awakes from her dream]