House M.D.2004

Dr. James Wilson:
So you're doing some random stranger a favor? It's illegal. People go to jail for that. Pay huge fees.

Dr. Gregory House:
Have you seen me practice medicine? You know how much it costs to have a live-in maid, personal assistant, cook, massage therapist, whore. I do. She's willing to work 4 days a week for free. It's gonna save me about $30,000. All I have to do is say two word: "I do."

Dr. James Wilson:
And if she doesn't see it this way?

Dr. Gregory House:
Iron clad pre-nup. We go our separate ways. Your stunned look, I take it, it's your way of saying "Brilliant idea House."