House M.D.2004

Dr. Robert Chase:
I wasn't kissing his ass.

Dr. Eric Foreman:
It just looked that way from our angle. You on your knees, House bending over.

Dr. Robert Chase:
He predicted the pancreatitis.

Dr. Allison Cameron:
It's his dad's fault.

Dr. Robert Chase:
My dad was an ass.

Dr. Allison Cameron:
But you did everything he wanted you to and in return, you got everything you wanted.

Dr. Robert Chase:
Yeah, it's that simple.

Dr. Allison Cameron:
His strategy worked. Dad got him a cushy job, paid for his cushy life.

Dr. Robert Chase:
Cut me out of his cushy will.

Dr. Eric Foreman:
I told you, just his nature. Poor guy's hardwired to kiss ass.