House M.D.2004

Dr. Gregory House:
[to Wilson after Jeremy refuses the treatment] Great job. Why don't you just shoot him in the head?

Dr. James Wilson:
Hold on, that gives me an idea. You know what could save this couple? Lots of misdirected sarcasm.

Dr. Gregory House:
They're dead. Yelling at you might prevent you from screwing up like this...

Dr. James Wilson:
I didn't screw up! I did my job.

Dr. Gregory House:
Your job was to get the biopsy.

Dr. James Wilson:
No, it was to present the patient with his options.

Dr. Gregory House:
Two options: biopsy or no biopsy. He chose the third: no treatment. How do you even do that?

Dr. James Wilson:
Remember when you used to just weave elaborate conspiracy theories about my love life? Those were such good times.