House M.D.2004

Hannah Morganthal:
I'm not scared. I'm never scared.

Dr. Gregory House:
[sighs] See? How juvenile was that? You can't feel pain. Nothing left, but pleasure. Why don't you tell me how wonderful that is?

Hannah Morganthal:
It sucks.

Dr. Gregory House:
Better than being in pain all the time. Get in the chair.

Hannah Morganthal:
Every morning, I have to check my eyes to make sure I didn't scratch a cornea in my sleep.

Dr. Gregory House:
Oh, God, stop. I'm in a pool of tears here.

Hannah Morganthal:
I can't cry.

Dr. Gregory House:
Neither can I. Every morning, I check my eyes for jaundice in case the Vicodin's finally shot my liver.

Hannah Morganthal:
I can't run anywhere without examining all my toes for swelling.

Dr. Gregory House:
I can't run.

Hannah Morganthal:
Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat.

Dr. Gregory House:
Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour.

Hannah Morganthal:
I need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom. Know how many humiliating experiences before I thought of that?

Dr. Gregory House:
Bathroom is fifty feet from my office. Every drink of water, I weigh the pros and cons.

Hannah Morganthal:
After everything I do, I self-check. Mouth, tongue, gums for cuts, count teeth, check temperature, fingers, toes and joints for swelling, skin for bruises.

Dr. Gregory House:
I got shot.