House M.D.2004

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
What's that smell? Onions? Peppers? Oh, I know. It's a sausage-fest.

Dr. Gregory House:
Sausage-fest implies multiples. Now if you're talking yardage, I'd have to agree.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
I'm talking about your department. You still haven't replaced Thirteen.

Dr. Gregory House:
It's coming along.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
You've had plenty of time to find someone.

Dr. Gregory House:
I've found plenty of someones, just haven't kept them.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
It's time to end the cycle. Meet your new team member. Her name is Martha M. Masters.

Dr. Gregory House:
This doctor is not a doctor.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
She's a third-year med student. She graduated high school when she was 15. She filled out the time before med school getting PhDs in both applied math and art history.

Dr. Gregory House:
Should be incredibly useful if my next patient is an Escher drawing. Those things are seriously screwed up.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
This isn't a suggestion.

Dr. Gregory House:
Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
No. I get to do that because I'm your boss.