House M.D.

House M.D.2004



Carnell:
Don't worry you can trust me with anything - including your food.

Dr. Gregory House:
After he and I have sex, I'm going to slit his throat and disembowel him in the bathtub.

Carnell:
Oh, no problem. I'll have the morning Maid Service. Would you like me to have them clean up later when they come to turn down your bed?

Dr. Gregory House:
Why didn't I meet you six months ago?

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