House M.D.2004

Carnell:
House...

Dr. Gregory House:
I like you, Carnell. [phone rings] Don't ruin it. [picks up a phone] Stinky feet, could point to diabetes, athlete's foot or gangrene. Pick one.

Carnell:
No!

Dr. Chris Taub:
Uh, none. None of those cause bloody sputum or disappearing masses.

Carnell:
No, no, no! No! You are going to kill her.

Dr. Gregory House:
Don't do that Carnell. They might get the idea that I'm shooting at a hooker. Fungal infection causes ulceration between the toes. Bleeding can be from recurring abscesses that appear to be recurring masses.

Martha Masters:
Symptoms in the head or feet mean the infection would have to be in the heart or the brain.

Dr. Chris Taub:
I say we start by looking in the heart because looking at his brain with a metal plate is problematic.

Dr. Robert Chase:
So is MRI-ing his heart. He's got a seven centimeter conductive metal rod holding his rib together.

Dr. Eric Foreman:
It'll rip him in two.

Dr. Gregory House:
No, it'll just feel like it's ripping him in two, which is much better.

Dr. Chris Taub:
We could minimize the damage by injecting ice-water into his abdominal cavity.

Carnell:
No! Please, no! [House shoots an arrow and Carnell finds an arrow sticking Sarah's body, bleeding] Oh, God!

Dr. Gregory House:
Opps. Got to go.

Carnell:
Call an ambulance!

Dr. Gregory House:
Why?

Carnell:
What do you mean, why! She's hurt!

Dr. Gregory House:
She doesn't look hurt. [Sarah starts laughing]

Carnell:
No, you didn't.

Dr. Gregory House:
Yes, we did.

Carnell:
[Sarah shows the trick] You're an ass.

Dr. Gregory House:
Okay, go get me General Patton's Colt .45. The one with two notches.