House M.D.2004

Dr. Robert Chase:
You said there was a second case.

Dr. Gregory House:
Oh. Yeah, thanks. [shows Taub's poster]

Dr. Chris Taub:
Oh.

Dr. Gregory House:
The case of the 45-year-old doctor who just failed his pathology re-certification exam is going to lose his board certification and get fired.

Dr. Eric Foreman:
How did you fail it? You spend half your life in the lab.

Dr. Chris Taub:
I was recovering from the flu. I'm retaking it next week. It's not an issue.

Dr. Gregory House:
Normally, I'd let Darwinism run its course, but Cuddy's in a big tizzy about her poster boy getting canned. So, how are we gonna get the short guy off the short bus?

Martha M. Masters:
What about a tutor?

Dr. Chris Taub:
I don't need a tutor.

Dr. Gregory House:
Tutor it is. Choose your poison. Chase, if you prefer pounding Aussie beers and commiserating over the suckiness of divorce. Masters, if you want nervous energy, flash cards, and obnoxious pieces of arcane trivia. Foreman, if you need to be berated by a humorless hardass.

Dr. Chris Taub:
Foreman.

Dr. Eric Foreman:
Interesting.

Dr. Gregory House:
You must be more worried than you look.