How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney Stinson:
[Examining Marshall's law professor outside her office] Okay, let's take a look. Oh, yeah, it's a cougar all right. A prime specimen. See, you can identify a cougar by a few key characteristics. Start with the hair. The cougar keeps up with current hairstyles as a form of camouflage. The prey may not realize that he's engaged a cougar until he's already being dragged, helpless, back to her lair. Now, the blouse. [Points to the professor's low-cut top]

Barney Stinson:
The cougar displays maximum cleavage possible to captivate her prey. You're watching them bounce, she's about to pounce. See the claws? [Points to her long nails] Long and sharp, to ward off rival females... Or open alimony checks. Yeah, this one's a beaut. Okay, let the hunt begin.