How I Met Your Mother2005

Marshall Eriksen:
My professor's like, the toughest grader I've ever seen. She had like a bad divorce this summer and now she's taking it out on us. To tell you the truth, I think she just needs to get laid.

Barney Stinson:
[perking up] Really? Laid, you say?

Marshall Eriksen:
You wouldn't be into her. She's, like, in her late 40s.

Barney Stinson:
She hot?

Marshall Eriksen:
Yeah, I guess she's kind of hot, yeah.

Barney Stinson:
And she's looking for some action. Sounds to me like she could be a cougar.

Robin Scherbatsky:
A what?

Barney Stinson:
A cougar. An older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s, single and on the prowl for a younger man.

Ted Mosby:
What's a woman in her 60s or 70s? A turtle?