How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney Stinson:
[inching along at about 1 mph] This isn't right... God never meant for us to travel at such breakneck speeds.

Ted Mosby:
Relax, you're doing great. Ignore the old lady on the Rascal; this isn't a race.

Barney Stinson:
*Guh* Dude! A dog!

Ted Mosby:
Zitch-dog! Yes! One-Nothing.

Barney Stinson:
Crap! Whaddo I do? Tell me what to do, Ted.

Ted Mosby:
Step on the brake... Some time in the next twenty minutes...

Barney Stinson:
Which... Which one's the brake again?

Ted Mosby:
The left one.

Barney Stinson:
Left. Left. Oh man, left. I'm totally blanking!

Ted Mosby:
Just make the "L's" with your hands.

Barney Stinson:
Ooooh! We're not gonna make it!

[Radio turns on]

Barney Stinson:
Wah!

Ted Mosby:
Why did you just turn on the radio?

Barney Stinson:
I DON'T KNOW WHY I TURNED ON THE RADIO! We're gonna die, tell me what to do Ted!

Ted Mosby:
Relax, you're being crazy!

Barney Stinson:
Help me Ted!

Ted Mosby:
Stop, drop, and roll.

Barney Stinson:
Be serious! Stop, drop and roll? Just tell me what to do. Just tell me what to do!

Ted Mosby:
Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip. Screaming is fun! Screaming is fuuuuuuun!

[Both scream]

Barney Stinson:
Uh! I cant move. I can't... I can't feel my... Uh... We're okay...

Ted Mosby:
We're okay.

Barney Stinson:
It's a MIRACLE, Ted!