How I Met Your Mother2005

Marshall Eriksen:
He's rich? Please tell me he wrote you a big, fat check. A check so fat, it doesn't take its shirt off when it goes swimming.

Barney Stinson:
That is a big, fat check. A check so fat, after you have sex with it, you don't tell your buddies about it.

Robin Scherbatsky:
A check so fat, when it sits next to you on an airplane, you ask yourself if it should have bought two seats.

Marshall Eriksen:
That is...

Barney Stinson:
A big, fat check!

Ted Mosby:
Yeah, he didn't write me a check.