How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
I am happy for them.

Lily Aldrin:
Is all you let yourself say out loud. Because if you said anything to the contrary, well, then that would make you the most awful person on this rooftop. So I'm gonna give you an out.

Ted Mosby:
And how are you gonna do that?

Lily Aldrin:
By saying something that is even more awful.

Ted Mosby:
Like what?

Lily Aldrin:
[starts crying] Sometimes I wish I wasn't a mom. Sometimes I wanna pack a bag and leave in the middle of the night and not come back.

Ted Mosby:
[pauses] Robin shouldn't be with Barney, she should be with me. [pauses again while they sit down] Are you serious?

Lily Aldrin:
I don't know. I mean, I love being a mom, I-I love Marvin so much. But you remember when I wanted to be an artist? Art was my whole life, and... and now it's been months since I've even picked up a brush. I-I spend the whole day taking care of kids in my job, and I come home, and it's more of the same, and it's just... it never lets up. It's just really, really hard, Ted.

Ted Mosby:
Have you talked to Marshall about how you feel?

Lily Aldrin:
Have you talked to Robin about how you feel?

Ted Mosby:
[sighs] Fair enough.

Lily Aldrin:
I think we just have to accept our lots in life, and... I have to be a mom to a beautiful, wonderful, if slightly constipated little boy, and you have to let Robin and Barney get a band.