How I Met Your Mother2005

Narrator:
[Talking about Robin] I made a pretty strong case that night, but in the end, she didn't want a DJ, she wanted a band. And guess what happened?

[Cut to four months later]

Ted Mosby:
...That's right, the band cancelled at the last minute, just like I said they would. The wedding is in a week and no bands. When will people realize I always know what's what?

Cindy:
He says to the lesbian he dated for a month.

Ted Mosby:
That's a fair point. Anyways, you guys wouldn't happen to know of any good wedding bands available at the last minute, would you?

Casey:
Ted, do you believe in destiny?

Ted Mosby:
You really don't know me, do you?

Cindy:
We just had brunch with my ex-roommate.

Ted Mosby:
The bass player?

Cindy:
No, she's not just a bass player, she's a bass player in the best wedding band in the Tri-state area. They had a gig lined up for this weekend, but it just fell through this morning.

Casey:
You, my friend, are gonna save that wedding.

Ted Mosby:
Do you know any DJs?

Cindy:
Dude! Come on!

Casey:
Let it go bro, just let it go.

Ted Mosby:
All right, all right, all right. Well, I guess it's a lucky thing I ran into you guys.

Narrator:
And kids, "lucky" doesn't even begin to describe it, because if Robin and Barney had taken my stupid advice and hired a DJ, I never would have met your mother.