How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother2005



The Mother:
This is my band. I started it. And if anyone is getting fired here, it's you, Darren. So hit the bricks, s-skunk... junk. [to Linus] Is that even a little bit intimidating?

Linus:
Nope, and the knitting's not helping.

The Mother:
I'm sorry, I just met this baby and he needs a hat.

Linus:
What? You can't fire Darren. He gets how hilarious and adorable I am. Plus it is so inspiring how he overcame his mother being eaten by a barracuda.

The Mother:
Gah! It's Finding Nemo. That's new. There's no defeating the devil. New plan. Linus, if at any point tonight you see me with an empty glass...

Linus:
Kennedy package. It's a very popular choice this weekend. [Hands The Mother her drink]

The Mother:
Thank you, Linus.

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