How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted:
No, no, no! We're not just going to blow past this. I mean, I don't even know you people. I don't even know how you met.

Alfred Mosby:
I never told you how I met your mother?

Ted:
No.

Alfred Mosby:
Oh, great story. At a bar!

Ted:
That's it? That's what passes for communication in our family? When I have kids, and I tell them how I met their mother I'm gonna tell them everything. The whole damn story.

Alfred Mosby:
I think it was an Irish bar.