How I Met Your Mother2005

Virginia Mosby:
Ted, we weren't quite sure how to tell you this...

Alfred Mosby:
Your mother and I are divorced. [Ted is stunned]

Ted:
You... Wha... What do you mean you're divorced? Since when?

Virginia Mosby:
Oh gosh, it's been about nine months now.

Alfred Mosby:
Closer to ten I think.

Virginia Mosby:
Wow, time flies.

Ted:
So ten months ago you just up and decided to get divorced without telling me?

Virginia Mosby:
No it wasn't a snap decision.

Alfred Mosby:
We were separated almost two years.