How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
I am freaking out! I don't think I can do this!

Barney Stinson:
OK, look, mistake number one, was taking that girl's question! You don't take questions on the first day, it shows weakness! Mistake number two... was you should have hit that! Dude, your pants were already off, you had a classroom of people to cheer you on, and you can't knock her up, because it's a dream! Class dismissed!

Marshall Eriksen:
Mistake number three, dude, where was the hat? Because if you're not going to wear it, I'm taking it back!