How I Met Your Mother

     

How I Met Your Mother2005

Genre: Comedy


Marshall Eriksen:
[about Barney] I just wanna slap him so bad. But that tie is so stupid. But the slap would feel so good. But he hates that tie so much

Kevin:
Perhaps I can help. Marshall, ask yourself this question: why today? He hasn't said anything about that tie for weeks; yet suddenly, today, he can't wear it another second? No, there's a reason. [to Barney] You've got something coming up; something where you're on display, vulnerable, exposed. It's not work related, no, this is relationship stuff; you're trying to impress someone. In the lie you told you said you were being chased by two goons, so it's two people; a couple, perhaps? You're meeting Nora's parents tomorrow!

Barney Stinson:
WRONG. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. It's in two days and I really want them to like me!

Ted Mosby:
Oh-ho, therapisted [High fives Kevin] . Shrinked? Shrunk? We'll figure it out.

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