How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother2005



Lily Aldrin:
[During Marshall's fantasy with Lily dying of a hiccup disorder] It's time, baby.

Marshall Eriksen:
[Crying] I will never love again!

Lily Aldrin:
No, Marshall, you must! And after an appropriate number of years you should find someone else - someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time and... plow her like a cornfield. [hiccups and dies; Marshall cries]

Minister Giles:
[at Lily's funeral]... and so Marshall, to honor Lily, you must find that busty delivery girl from that one time, and plow her like a cornfield. [Ted, Robin, and Barney comfort Marshall, who's still crying] [an appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl]

April:
[an appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl] Delivery for Marshall Eriksen.

Marshall Eriksen:
[looks up at heaven] This is for you, Lil. [to Busty Delivery Girl while opening his shirt] Where do I sign? [necks her]

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