How I Met Your Mother

     

How I Met Your Mother2005

Genre: Comedy


Lily Aldrin:
Terms, if you can do all that stuff that Marshall just listed off I will let you touch one boob.

Barney Stinson:
Both b*obs!

Lily Aldrin:
Just one.

Barney Stinson:
Touch and squeeze.

Lily Aldrin:
Just touch.

Barney Stinson:
Touch and motor boat.

Lily Aldrin:
Just touch.

Barney Stinson:
Honka honka?

Lily Aldrin:
[Annoyed] Barney...

Barney Stinson:
Just touch.

Lily Aldrin:
Just touch.

Barney Stinson:
For one hour.

Lily Aldrin:
For one second!

Barney Stinson:
Twenty minutes both b*obs.

Lily Aldrin:
Thirty seconds one boob.

Barney Stinson:
Four minutes, both b*obs, three squeezes.

Lily Aldrin:
One minute, both b*obs, one squeeze.

Barney Stinson:
Deal!

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