How I Met Your Mother2005

Marshall Eriksen:
Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips from Connecticut all the way to Chicago just for Gazzola's pizza.

Ted Mosby:
2 hours. No map. We'd just jump in the Fiero and drive. We were like Lewis and Clark, if Lewis and Clark peed in empty soda bottles and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe.

Marshall Eriksen:
Man, those Gazzola trips, that's... that's when we really became bros.

Ted Mosby:
We ate nothing but jerky.

Marshall Eriksen:
Drank nothing but Tantrum.

Narrator:
Ah, Tantrum. Tantrum was a soft drink with the highest caffeine content legally available over the counter. It was eventually discontinued after an extensive study by the FDA. [Shows ratss on tantrum in a cage. The rats are very hyper. One rat literally explodes]

Marshall Eriksen:
Oh, man, we went through a whole case of Tantrum one trip.

Ted Mosby:
I was color blind for two weeks after that.

Marshall Eriksen:
I think that's the reason that I pass out when I hear church bells.