How I Met Your Mother2005

Marshall Eriksen:
Listen, I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday on how we all are going to die.

Garrison Cootes:
Oh, I'm not gonna die. I've bought a mine shaft in Colorado. I spent the past six months stocking it with canned goods, assault rifles, and all five seasons of Friday Night Lights.

Marshall Eriksen:
First of all, you can skip season 2. Second of all, after our talk, I came pretty close to giving up myself, but then I went to the doctor with my wife, and I saw this. [shows Garrison ultrasound footage on laptop]

Garrison Cootes:
Boy or girl?

Marshall Eriksen:
I don't know, but I know I sure as hell can't give up now. So if you're looking for someone to hold one end of the limbo stick, you got the wrong guy. You know why?

Garrison Cootes:
'Cause you're three feet taller than everyone in this office?

Marshall Eriksen:
No, because if I'm going to work here, then first thing tomorrow, I'm going down to Gruber Pharmaceuticals and rejecting our offer - even if I have to do it myself.