How I Met Your Mother2005

Lily Aldrin:
[to Barney] Speaking of first times, we never got to hear your virginity story.

Marshall Eriksen:
That's right, I almost forgot.

Barney Stinson:
Okay. I was 16, and it was in a baseball dugout...

Marshall Eriksen:
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Barney Stinson:
I mean, I was in a subway with a high-priced call girl...

Ted Mosby:
Risky Business.

Barney Stinson:
I was accidentally hacking into NORAD'S computer...

Ted Mosby:
That's War Games, and there's not even a sex scene in it.

Barney Stinson:
All right! [Begrudgingly] I was 23, and it was with my mom's 45-year-old divorced friend, Rhonda. She called me "Barry" the whole time, and for two weeks, my comforter smelled like menthol cigarettes. You happy?

Marshall Eriksen:
[Noticing Barney's sadness] Hey... Why don't you tell us again about your first time at the camp in the Catskills.

Barney Stinson:
Baby and her family spent every summer at Kellerman's. Her dad did not approve of our love.

Ted Mosby:
Did anyone put Baby in a corner?

Barney Stinson:
Oh, God, no. What can I say, I... had... the time of my life. True story.