How I Met Your Mother2005
Inspector:
All right. Good news: Think we'll be out of here early.
Ted Mosby:
Really?
Inspector:
Yeah. I finished downstairs and the outside. Now, I could keep looking and see what else I can find besides the black mold, the damaged retaining wall, the frayed electrical wires, the lead paint, the water damage, the fire damage, the sun damage, the broken furnace, the rotted floor boards. Hey, look at that- no termites.
Ted Mosby:
Oh!
Inspector:
The cracked chimney, the bats, the rats, the spiders, the raccoons, the hobo, the detached gutter, the outdated fuse box and the paint job in the kitchen which is fine - but the trim really clashes with the counter tops. Or, I could just recommend that you do not buy this godforsaken, Guantanamo Bay of a house and suggest that we all get our asses out of here before a medium-sized wind blows the whole son-'-b*tch down.
Ted Mosby:
What if I already bought the "son-'-b*tch"?
Inspector:
I will check out the upstairs... [walks out laughing hysterically]
Marshall Eriksen:
Did he say he found a hobo?
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