How I Met Your Mother2005

Jerry Whitaker:
So, Saturday night? Time to cut loose, right? Who wants to split a beer?

Barney Stinson:
Oh, we're not drinking here. Tonight, we're going big. Let's see, what club should we hit first? There's club Was, there's Wrong...

Marshall Eriksen:
Um, those places shut down a long time ago.

Barney Stinson:
Oh no...

Marshall Eriksen:
Oh No shut down too.

Ted Mosby:
There's Where.

Jerry Whitaker:
Where's Where?

Lily Aldrin:
Where's where Was was, isn't it?

Barney Stinson:
No, Was wasn't where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right?

Jerry Whitaker:
Ok...

Ted Mosby:
Not OK, that place is lame.

Robin Scherbatsky:
OK is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar... or is that wrong?

Marshall Eriksen:
That's Wrong. That's not wrong.

Barney Stinson:
Guys, focus.

Robin Scherbatsky:
Oh, I like Focus! Let's go there.

Ted Mosby:
Where?

Robin Scherbatsky:
Not Where. Focus!

Lily Aldrin:
I thought Focus was closed.

Barney Stinson:
No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it re-opened as Closed.

Marshall Eriksen:
So Closed is open.

Robin Scherbatsky:
No, Closed is closed.

Jerry Whitaker:
I don't know! 3rd base, right?