How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted:
[Meeting The Mother for the first time] Excuse me. Hi.

Tracy McConnell:
Hi!

Ted:
I'm...

Tracy McConnell:
The best man. [puts her umbrella over Ted's head] Yeah, get in here. Get in here. Get in here.

Ted:
Oh, thanks. Here, let me. [holds the umbrella]

Tracy McConnell:
Oh, okay. Thank you.

Ted:
Yeah. Great show tonight.

Tracy McConnell:
Oh, thank you!

Ted:
You're Cindy's ex-roommate, right?

Tracy McConnell:
Yeah, and you are the professor. I took one of your classes.

Ted:
Really? Which one?

Tracy McConnell:
Econ 305.

Ted:
Econ 305? I don't teach - [realizes she was among the students when Ted mistakenly started teaching the wrong class a few years ago] Oh, no.

Tracy McConnell:
Oh, yeah.

Ted:
Excuse me, I going to jump onto the tracks now.

Tracy McConnell:
No, no no no, don't. You were great. You were great.

Ted:
Wait a second, this is my umbrella. I left this umbrella at Cindy's. You totally stole my umbrella.

Tracy McConnell:
[laughs] What? No, I didn't! This is *my* umbrella. I bought this.

Ted:
Excuse me, it even has my initials on it. Right here. [points to handle] T.M. Ted Mosby.

Tracy McConnell:
Yeah, look again, Ted Mobsy, those are *my* initials. T.M. Tracy McConnell.

Ted, Tracy McConnell:
Um, no, Tracy McConnell. It's T.M. Totally My umbrella.

Tracy McConnell:
Um, *you're* T.M. Terribly Mistaken, because this umbrella has always belongs to T.M. To Me. [laughs] Although, I *did* lose it for a few years there. Um, so I went to this dance club on...

Ted:
On St. Patrick's Day.

Tracy McConnell:
On St. Patrick's Day.

Ted:
And you left it there.